Post by cosm0 on Mar 26, 2017 2:38:16 GMT
Getting Dayz'd.
Getting dayzd, getting dayzd means dying, suffering, and feeling the wrath from this shit game we call dayz. How does one avoid getting day'd? DONT PLAY THE FUKING GAME. Although there is no full way to rid yourself of this so unfortunate chance of getting "dayz'd", there are ways to reduce it.
Sickness: For one, NEVER drink from a pond when youre low blood. That's a no, because you'll get colera, AKA Dean Hall disease, this sucker will cause you to puke, uncon, and rage to the brink of suicide. It will also make your color look like a fuking black and white movie from the 40's. Just wait, find a well. Now for everything else regarding sickness, the same applies, don't do it and REALLY don't do it if youre low blood.
Falling: So apparently in a game all about realism, falling from a 3 foot height is enough to snap your legs back 180 degrees beyond recovery, kill you instantaneously, and dik all your gear in the ass in the process. Glitch falling has the same effects, (You know when you climb a 500 foot ladder on industrial and right as you hit the top your character somehow just lets go and free falls to his demise) only it makes you slightly more suicidal, or less, fuk it, they both make you evenly suicidal. If either of these things happen to you, you'll be so upset that you'll hang yourself with and extention cord faster than you can say "FUKE U DEAN HALL!"
The moral of the story: Don't @#$% play this game, but if you have to don't get attached to your gear because it could be stripped from you at any time.
-As always, live long and prosper, -cosm0
Getting dayzd, getting dayzd means dying, suffering, and feeling the wrath from this shit game we call dayz. How does one avoid getting day'd? DONT PLAY THE FUKING GAME. Although there is no full way to rid yourself of this so unfortunate chance of getting "dayz'd", there are ways to reduce it.
Sickness: For one, NEVER drink from a pond when youre low blood. That's a no, because you'll get colera, AKA Dean Hall disease, this sucker will cause you to puke, uncon, and rage to the brink of suicide. It will also make your color look like a fuking black and white movie from the 40's. Just wait, find a well. Now for everything else regarding sickness, the same applies, don't do it and REALLY don't do it if youre low blood.
Falling: So apparently in a game all about realism, falling from a 3 foot height is enough to snap your legs back 180 degrees beyond recovery, kill you instantaneously, and dik all your gear in the ass in the process. Glitch falling has the same effects, (You know when you climb a 500 foot ladder on industrial and right as you hit the top your character somehow just lets go and free falls to his demise) only it makes you slightly more suicidal, or less, fuk it, they both make you evenly suicidal. If either of these things happen to you, you'll be so upset that you'll hang yourself with and extention cord faster than you can say "FUKE U DEAN HALL!"
The moral of the story: Don't @#$% play this game, but if you have to don't get attached to your gear because it could be stripped from you at any time.
-As always, live long and prosper, -cosm0