Post by cosm0 on Feb 16, 2017 2:02:24 GMT
When it comes to the open world of dayz, one scrubby little bambi like yourself might be a little nervous, in fact terrified of the open world of Chernarussian survival. This is where professor cosm0 comes in. Thats right, I'm taking the time out of my very busy schedule, that means that in between my meetings with mark cuban and mark zucherburg, I'm helping taking time to help you... a whining little bambi who without my help would be crawled up in the feeble position in the prison cell of bashnoya.
Wasteland Tip #1: Don't...ever...take Angus off of push to talk. Especially on an op.
Angus... Angus likes to sing, and rap, and blast any obnoxious little @#$% thing you could possibly think of in your little bambi head. Enter... push to talk. Forced push to talk is a necessity when playing this game whenever in a 50000000 mile radius of Angus's voice. Imagine sitting, holding down a military compound, listening for your enemies footsteps as they're trying to mercilessly kill you. And just as the sa@#$%es start to make a blindsiding move on you, your headphones fill the cancerous sound of Angus's soundcloud quality rapping, blasting your eardrums to kingdom come. And not just loud bass filled rap music mumble alongs, full on @#$% swallowed mic scratchy nails on a chalkboard screeching, the type of shit you hear when you watch the @#$% exorcist. At the same time as Angus is screaming his head off like someone who just got his foot chopped off with a butter knife, the hostile bandits push you and light your ass up with bullets like a @#$% pinata at a 7 year olds birthday party.
Now... lets recap. Never, ever, EVER, let Angus off of push to talk, or else, you, others, in fact the whole @#$% clans lives could be lost. All thanks to Angus's shit rapping skills. Enough said.
*New tips posted weekly. Stay tuned to become un-noobed
Wasteland Tip #1: Don't...ever...take Angus off of push to talk. Especially on an op.
Angus... Angus likes to sing, and rap, and blast any obnoxious little @#$% thing you could possibly think of in your little bambi head. Enter... push to talk. Forced push to talk is a necessity when playing this game whenever in a 50000000 mile radius of Angus's voice. Imagine sitting, holding down a military compound, listening for your enemies footsteps as they're trying to mercilessly kill you. And just as the sa@#$%es start to make a blindsiding move on you, your headphones fill the cancerous sound of Angus's soundcloud quality rapping, blasting your eardrums to kingdom come. And not just loud bass filled rap music mumble alongs, full on @#$% swallowed mic scratchy nails on a chalkboard screeching, the type of shit you hear when you watch the @#$% exorcist. At the same time as Angus is screaming his head off like someone who just got his foot chopped off with a butter knife, the hostile bandits push you and light your ass up with bullets like a @#$% pinata at a 7 year olds birthday party.
Now... lets recap. Never, ever, EVER, let Angus off of push to talk, or else, you, others, in fact the whole @#$% clans lives could be lost. All thanks to Angus's shit rapping skills. Enough said.
*New tips posted weekly. Stay tuned to become un-noobed
Thx for heads up m8.